Why Did Evolution Result in Two Genders?!

Remember the 60’s?  Civil Rights and all that shit?  Well, women received a lot of rights during this period.  And now, we look around and we should wonder… what the fuck were those bastards thinking?

 

Women are atrocious.  Horribly disgusting retards who abuse the rights that were given to them.

 

I can dress like a skank.  I think I’ll do that.  I can sleep with that guy.  I think I’ll do him.

 

Before the 60’s, women were dumbasses who never stood up for themselves.  Now women either stand up for themselves or get it up the ass like little bimbos.

 

We’ll first examine the latter.  The bimbos.  They have rights that their mothers’ did not.  They have rights that their grandmothers’ couldn’t even dream of!  And what do they do?  Drink, have sex, wear small vestiges of clothing, and stay out late hoping to be raped.  These women will go to college.  And they will fail miserably.  They have the opportunity to make something out of themselves, to triumph and advance in the social and/or career ladder.  And they don’t.  Because they are worthless bimbos.

 

How did we come to this?  Fuck if I know.  My only guess is that since the birth of these bimbos, mommies and daddies have been giving them pink little dresses.  Perhaps they singed them up for piano lessons or made them join plays?  Maybe being a cheerleader was cute?  Sports are for boys.  Math is for boys.  Reading?  Ha, you won’t need that!  Since the time of birth parents will emphasize beauty.

 

“Aw, you look so pretty!”

 

And then girls will think, “Shit, I need to look good in order to get attention!”

And so, a bimbo is born.

 

Now let’s examine that other kind of woman.  The one who does defend herself.  Guess what?  She’s probably a horrible human being too.

 

Women have rights.  But they are given too many rights!  They can vote, they can wear whatever they want, get jobs wherever they want.  But if there is a draft you bet your fucking ass women won’t be drafted alongside men.  They want rights, but not every right, damn it!  That’s going too far!

 

I suppose sexism still exists today.  I mean, Sarah Palin had to be interviewed on camera before she was chosen as VP so that the McCain campaign could see how “good” she looked on camera.  They didn’t do this with the male potential VPs.  On average, women still get paid less than men for doing the exact same work as them.

 

So it exists, but do you have to whine about it even when it isn’t in front of your eyes?  Hell, most women who join women’s rights groups probably haven’t even faced real sexism.  My 23 year old sister hasn’t faced it.  My 45 year old mother hasn’t faced it.  What the fuck are you bitches still whining about?!

 

Even if there is a case of sexism, bitches will sue the ass out of the defendant.  Sexism is so much of a fucking crime because of whiney little lesbians and their women activist organizations.

 

Now let’s take a look into the personal lives of women.  Interactions with their significant other!

 

Nag much?  You betcha!  Women are naggy little whores.  They will nag their men about everything!  In most relationships, they “wear the pants.”  They direct their spouses/boyfriends what to do, how to think, what to wear.  How do men stand it?  Oh, right.  Sex!  And so women take that away too!

 

There’s nothing more horrible to see than a man who has been dragged along with his girlfriend/wife to the mall to help her shop for her next skanky outfit.  They look pathetic and miserable.  It makes me laugh… but it’s bitchy nonetheless.  What makes these women think that their partners are their personal fucking servants or something?  Why are men so fucking stupid that they’ll follow these bitches to the fucking ends of the Earth?!

 

If a woman ever asks, “Does this make me look fat?”  Never fucking answer.  Get up, walk out.  Whatever you say won’t matter.

 

More advice.  Crazy bitches.  You know that one night stand with that whore who dances all over the place?  Don’t pick her up.  She has daddy issues and she’ll cling to you forever.  Stalk you.  Isolate you.  Suffocate you.  Welcome to Hell, here’s your psycho bitch!

 

Stay away from overly beautiful women.  There is a low, low, low chance that these women will make good partners.  They are the naggy spoiled types who have always gotten what they wanted because of their looks.  They will nag the fuck out of you.  They will whine.  They will cry.  When they are on their periods, run like Hell.  You might be lucky, though.  There’s still a chance that one of these women could have an ounce of intelligence.  But you should stick with the Moderates.  Not too pretty, not too ugly.

 

So in conclusion:  Women suck.