Atheists vs. Theists: Why Can’t We Just Shoot Them Both?
I was browsing atheist sites the other day, looking for something original. Needless to say, I got the same old arrogant atheistic moral bullshit. Fuck that shit, if I’m going to be atheist, I don’t want no God damned morals. Heh, God…
Anyway, the point I’m trying to make here is that atheists have become just as annoying as theists. If it isn’t “God will save you” then it’s “God is a fictional magical man,” “I believe in science,” or “I’m an intelligent, ethical being.”
Okay… do you also realize you’re a shitfaced prick? I mean, seriously. You’re a shitfaced prick.
How are they better than the theists who shove religion down our throats?! They aren’t! They are just as fucking retarded!
Atheism is becoming the new “fad.” I know so many atheists now, than I have ever known in the past. And they have found their outlet: The Internet. Google “atheist” and you’ll find thousands of sites. Bible contradictions, evolution, atheist forums, religion sucks balls, Godless bastard websites. If you want to be cool, go fucking atheist! Apparently…
Any freshly created atheist has probably never read the bible and has just looked up an atheistic bible contradiction website. Because you obviously can’t believe in God and not the bible.
What pisses me off about atheists is that they spend so much time on proving Evolution to the rest of the world. Dumbasses. We know Evolution is real, there’s evidence every which way you look. The people who don’t believe in it are religious fucktards and who gives a fuck about them? Why don’t you spend your money, effort, and time on something more productive: Proving Global Warming. Okay, so it may have hardly anything to do with relgion. But the Republican fuckers who say it doesn’t exist are Christian! And just think, you could save the Polar Bears! So fucking save them, assholes!
And religious nuts, I hate you. You converting mo’ fo’s go to Africa to feed the hungry… and convert them! Maybe they can eat your bible? Teaching them the word of Jesus Christ won’t do shit. After all, your God gave us free will. Meaning, he won’t do jack shit to save them. God is obviously a conservative.
Militant theists and/or atheists just piss me off. You are labeling yourselves and others. You are dividing the world. You are creating hate. Keep your damn opinions to yourselves, you whiney little fucktards. Oh gee, I’m contradicting myself by whining about my own opinions. I guess this makes me just as holy as the bible. Oh and atheists, instead of getting “Under God” out of the Pledge, spend your time helping the poor or doing something really useful: shutting the fuck up.
August 30, 2008 at 9:10 am
Hey clown ever thought of getting stronger meds ? L.o.L , might help you wake up so that even though you might not have a brain you might still atleast be able to see . That the worlds already devided and mostly through religion .
Why allow yourself to get so upset all worked up like some menstrating flustered female ? , its not that i hate it infact its quite funny L.o.L .
But your post makes you look like that what you call others a “whiney little fucktard ” .
Enjoyed the laugh though ! Yobeauty cheers .
August 30, 2008 at 2:00 pm
OMFG!! Somebody actually read this! What a fucking loser!! I would think you are one of my friends… but my friends know how to use grammar and spell efficiently.
The world is divided, Mr. Asshole Fucked Piss Licker, because people are innately retarded. They will use religion to say how mother fucking more awesome they are than other cultures. I bet ya, that if (and I believe one day it will happen) atheism became the world ‘religion’ (saying it is a religion is debatable) there will still be divides. People have ideas and those who think differently are obviously fucktarded.
As I said in my post (that you fucking read, no fucking way!!!), I am just like them because I am whining about my opinion. The only difference, and I failed to mention this, is that I’m arguing for us to get along and forget about whether or not we believe in God (I sound like a fucking hippie). I didn’t make one mention to what I am in my post (though with a hint of intelligence, I’m sure anyone could figure it out).
But thank you for reading it! My menstruation begins next week, however. :)